- if a man says you’re ugly, he’s being mean.
- if a woman says you’re ugly, she’s envious.
- if a little kid says you’re ugly, then you’re ugly.
urban legends (◠‿◠✿)
scary stories (◕ω◕✿)
creepy things (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ✧
paranormal and supernatural things ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* \(◕ヮ◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
hearing a noise in the middle of the night *: ･ﾟ✧ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ
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SS Month-Day 31: Three Wishes
I have no idea what was the thought process behind this….I maybe thought “three wishes”, therefore “genie”, therefore “a thousand and one nights”?
Oh well here’s an arabian AU.
"And I would have done anything to get you to forgive me.”- Ezra Fitz
if english isn’t your first language but you think and dream in english and sometimes have to mentally translate from english to your first language when speaking it as a consequence of your consistent exposure to the internet clap your hands