oknope:

  1. if a man says you’re ugly, he’s being mean.
  2. if a woman says you’re ugly, she’s envious.
  3. if a little kid says you’re ugly, then you’re ugly.

horror-is-not-dead:

urban legends  (◠‿◠✿)

scary stories (◕ω◕✿)

creepy things (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*: ・゚✧

paranormal and supernatural things ✧・゚: *✧・゚:* \(◕ヮ◕✿)/ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

hearing a noise in the middle of the night  *: ・゚✧ヽ(゚Д゚)ノ

tonemonotone:

How to get followers: Just tag all your posts as nsfw. Every single one. They might not get 1000 notes but at least your friends milfloversanus and scoots-mcbuttholes will be there to support you from that point forward.

starrequiem:

SS Month-Day 31: Three Wishes

I have no idea what was the thought process behind this….I maybe thought “three wishes”, therefore “genie”, therefore “a thousand and one nights”?

Oh well here’s an arabian AU.

lucysharding:

"And I would have done anything to get you to forgive me.- Ezra Fitz

I choose you, Aladdin

hoseohk:

【ヘタリア】トマト

Pixiv ID: 7464992
Member: わしざき

shylocks:

if english isn’t your first language but you think and dream in english and sometimes have to mentally translate from english to your first language when speaking it as a consequence of your consistent exposure to the internet clap your hands

THEME